Mazinger

Why should you watch this video?

Let me give you reasons:

1) There are robots.
2) The robots are Japanese.
3) One of the robots has missiles shooting out of its chest.
4) The music.
5) The music.
6) Did I mention the music?

This is the kind of video that just belongs here.

Love Turd

I'm a little ashamed to admit this, but I used to write poetry back in the day. It was total garbage, and I hope that the girls I wrote these poems to found it in their hearts to dispose of my verses properly.

So, indulge me if you will.

Here's my feeble comeback attempt at poetry. Feedback is welcome.

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Love Turd (A Poem By Emanbruin)

Your love is a like a shit
Running wild and free
Down the toilet of my heart.
Drown, little shit, drown!
Away from me, you must go!
Do not come back. Do not ever come back.
Oh shit.
You have clogged
my heart.

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Wow. I feel so much better now. Sometimes poetry can express your thoughts more powerfully than prose.

I think that applies here.